So this is embarrassing but whatever.

I fainted.

While getting off the bus.

It was the worst feeling ever, because I knew it was happening two stops before I had to get off, but what can you do when you know you're about to pass out on a bus? Lie down on the floor? So I stand up and BAM. Next thing I know a group of people are standing over me and a black guy is yelling "Jesus!"

This does not top Kate's presentation episode, but it comes close.